celinedionsnumber2fan:

queermobile:

primateculture:

viperas:

So this is a real thing. A type of deep sea squid filmed at a Shell oil drilling rig. Seriously.

who tied down that little alien to the bottom of the sea

everything is making me cry

i hope it kills me

celinedionsnumber2fan:

queermobile:

primateculture:

viperas:

So this is a real thing. A type of deep sea squid filmed at a Shell oil drilling rig. Seriously.

who tied down that little alien to the bottom of the sea

everything is making me cry

i hope it kills me

greed:

im sorry 

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

onelastswansong:

itreallyatemyhand:

elementary school: reads at a middle school level
middle school: reads at a high school level
high school: reads at a college level
college: re-reads Harry Potter

#graduates: reads fanfiction

(Source: danceswithphantoms)

wzu:

Venus, the sun, and an airplane.

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird
orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird
orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird
orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113)